judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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