Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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