Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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