its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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