I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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