so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize