the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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