but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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