So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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