Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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