it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Did I show you my penis last night?
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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