I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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