Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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