Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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