Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so let's talk penis.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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