I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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