Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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