he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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