yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
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he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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