Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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