that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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