Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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