508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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