Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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