I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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