My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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