Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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