Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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