am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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