I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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