Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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