need another drink. this is the easiest way
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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