Me. At least after what I've been through.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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