I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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