Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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