$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ttyl tear gas
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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