your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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