But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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