Bisexual people are plain selfish.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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