It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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