Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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