Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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