She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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