Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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