Non-Jews are for practice
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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