Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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