she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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