she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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