Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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