did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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